Fried-Day Is Upon Us!

Welcome Back Kloggers!

It has come to my attention that it is Fried-Day, that day where, after a hard four days of labor, you do nothing but waste your employers' time, play games on company computers, take more frequent and longer breaks and generally destroy the entire afternoon in a Xanax-induced day dream concerning just how wasted you will  allow yourself to become tonight.

Well I've got some news for all you "workers" out there. It's my damn Fried-Day too! But does your day-dreaming, already semi wasted mind ever think about cutting me, your lovable Bloggy Bear, a break? Hell no! I have to sit here and do things like; think and write and eat a chocolate covered, creme filled doughnut that was actually meant for my great uncle Phillip, while you people are out there frolicking in your Friday "Free Lunch", wasting time and eating up corporate dollars as if they were a chocolate covered, creme filled doughnut meant for your great uncle Phillip.

So here's how YOUR brand new Blog is going to work. On Fried-Days, and that means EVERY Fried-Day, it's time that YOU take over this Blog. I'm just going to sit back, open up the old e-mail bag and respond to YOUR inquiries, wishes, bitching, questions, etc., etc., etc.

This will also work out well, since mail delivery only comes around once a week to my secret lair. Yes, there are down sides to living in a secret lair, on a tropical island, somewhere in the vast Pacific Ocean. No phone, no lights, no motor cars, not a single luxury...

So let's open up the ol' E-mail bag and see what we have.

Dear Doc Dan,

How can I get a hold of you to write you a letter for Fried-Day?

Signed,

Someone who's pretending to be writing in to Doc Dan but is really just a cheesy construct in order to let others know how to write Doc Dan an e-mail.

Dear SwptbwitDDbirjacciotlokhtwDDae,

It's great to hear from you. Unfortunately, since I am currently holed up in my "Secret Lair" there are only a few ways to get a hold of me at this time. You need to have access to my e-mail or my phone number, join this blog as a follower or run into me at one of the bars I frequent when I'm on the mainland. Currently there are very few people who possess this information (and most of them are dead).

However, I am working on sending all members of this blog either, A) a secret decoder ring or B) an APP that works as a secret decoder ring for the IPhone. Once you are in possession of said ring, then I will send you to the exact location or "realm" where I may be found, whereupon you may write your inquiries to me at will.

So stay tuned Blogg-ettes, soon our plan to take over the world will unfold like a cheap umbrella in a hurricane (and we all know how good FEMA is in reacting to THAT).

See you Saturday, where we will discuss "What We Lurned This Week".

Have a GFD Blog Splitters!