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Have you ever wanted to yell at useless idiots? Have you at times believed that if only people would listen to your ideas, that the world would be a better place? Have you ever wanted to hide in the confessional of a Catholic Church and tell confessors that they needed to shut the hell up, stop their incessant whining, get a life and then perform 10 trillion Hail Marys?

Well hello! This is that place. Your cyber confessional, your video venting machine, your E-ruptor, if you will. My name is Doc Dan and I have made a solemn vow to God, Mary, Oprah, Toby Keith and all the Saints in New Orleans that I will once and for all, rid humanity of stupid-ness, idiocity, ignorance and the sad, sad lives that go along with such sad, sad words.

But I can't do this alone my cyber cellmates! I need input.  I need feedback. I need your ideas on re-making the world into a place that's free from the fomented folly of  the foolish freeloaders who are wasting our precious air and natural resources. A world that resembles the best of what humanity has to offer. A world that resembles you and me! I was almost able to complete the writing of that last sentence without breaking into spontaneous laughter... almost.

Anyway, This Blog isn't MY Blog, this Blog is YOUR Blog. From California to the New York Islands! From the Redwood Forests to the World Wide Web, this Blog was made for you and me...  And hey, where else are you gonna hear a Woody Guthrie blast like that, but right here? NOWHERE ELSE MY Bee-Logging Bee-otches, NOWHERE ELSE!!!

Five times a week (or maybe even less) I will post my thoughts on relevant subjects of the day, politics, religion, diet fads, dating trends, Hollywood, science, true crime, sports, etc. (especially etc.). Then I will wait with baited breath (breath that smells like worms) for your responses, ideas, input and "wisdom". As my Blogging Superpowers grow, so will your voice! Take that you morbid little moronic mental midgets of mediocrity!

Today, I will start off with this little tidbit from Montana. This is an example of using idiocy in order to achieve your goals, which in my opinion, was a great strategy for this guy right up until the time reality hit him over the head with a dull axe.

I call it, THE MOSES REAL ESTATE INVESTMENT STRATEGY - what do YOU think? Stupidity or simply genius misunderstood? It's your call!


POLSON, Mont. — A Lake County jury convicted a transient of stealing a house in foreclosure by removing "for sale" signs, changing the locks and filing strange paperwork with the county claiming he purchased the house from Yahweh.
 Jurors deliberated for less than an hour Tuesday morning before convicting Brent Arthur Wilson of theft, deceptive practices and tampering with public records or information. He faces up to 30 years in prison when he is sentenced Aug. 19.

Wilson was charged in February after Polson real estate agent Ed McCurdy investigated the removal of "for sale" signs from a $380,000 house he was selling on behalf of a lender in August 2009. Further investigation found Wilson tried to use the house as collateral for a $125,000 loan he sought from a Missoula financial institution.

Prosecutor Jessica Cole-Hodgkinson told the jury Monday that authorities found journals belonging to Wilson that detailed a plan to steal up to 100 homes in foreclosure. Cole-Hodgkinson asked Lake County sheriff's detective Rick Lenz to read several entries from journals.

"The prospect of claiming and fulfilling my 100-title vision is growing stronger," read one. "Took down one of two Realtor signs," says another entry. "The other needs a tool to dig it up." Many of the journal entries appear to be addressed to "the creator, Yahweh."

"Wow. You surely have blessed me with some wonderful opportunities," Lenz read from the journals, which referred to a property with a "million-dollar value" that "seems to be waiting for me to claim it. Wow on wow."

Wow on Wow is correct! I'll even say it backwards, "Wow no Wow!" The only comment I have is, at least he didn't kill all the neighbors and level all their houses as per Yahweh's instructions in the book of Joshua.

What do you think about this new real estate investment strategy? Could a "how-to" book be in the works for Wilson? I'd hate to admit it, but I'd buy it. Only time will tell.

In the meantime, be on the lookout for opportunities to not only observe idiots in action, but to ridicule and make fun of them whenever possible!

Have a GFD fellow Blog-o-holics